下回碰见垃圾电话得这样

Johnnywa

昨天接到一个不认识的电话，南方口音，上来就直呼我的名字！
　　　　"李总啊，你好啊！"
　　　　"你是谁呀？"
　　　　"你的老朋友啊"
　　　　"谁呀？"
　　　　"广东的老朋友啊，连我的声音你都听不出来了？"
　　　　"哎呀，李总你贵人多忘事啊"
　　　　肯定是我的个人信息又被人卖了。三天两头的被各种推销的骚扰，甚至还有请帮忙开处的！什么退税的，中奖的，什么骗子都有，今天又来了个装老朋友的。奶奶的，我这个气，骗子可恶，卖别人信息的更可恶！
　　　　我说："你是广东的老张吧"
　　　　"对呀对呀对呀，看看，我说你贵人多忘事嘛，连我的声音都听不出来了。"
　　　　对不起啊，老张，我还以为谁和我开玩笑呐"
　　　　"李总啊，我要过湖北去，请你 ，我做东......"
　　　　我问："老张，你母亲的癌症怎么样了"
　　　　对方怔了一下："哦...还是老样子"
　　　　"哎，得了这病也没办法。你爸车祸的案子结了吗？"
　　　　"哦...差不多了"
　　　　"行啊，人都去了，赔不赔的也别太在意了"
　　　　"恩"
　　　　我又问："强 J你老婆的流氓逮到了没啊?"
　　　　"逮到了,逮到了"
　　　　我又问:"你儿子没屁眼的手术做了没啊?"
　　　　对方憋了10秒种，没说出话来，把电话挂le

嘿就纳闷

那他真是被到家了 `哈哈`````````````````

ow242

哈哈哈哈哈.不过你可以搜搜淘宝.有案例.有人居然针对这种行骗电话.反过来把那泉州骗子给玩了.     反骗了那个泉州骗子.一千块钱.   那个文章有点长.不过还挺真实.

现在行骗方式也逐步升级.      进攻和防守都在锻炼成长.  社会黑暗啊.     越来越资本主义了.

风中男孩

厉害了

wang9304

领导就是领导。 :lol :lol

sumalagu

这老总就是和平常人不一样啊。
聪明、机智啊。

自然卷

真损，北京人吧

WWF

LS的是那的人？？？？？？？？？？？
PS；为什么那么肯定是北京的？

sumalagu

原帖由 自然卷 于 2008-12-16 17:59 发表
真损，北京人吧

什么意思？北京人就损吗？

myltl

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婆罗门

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饿鬼爱

这还真行~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :D :D