<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">一个平时在寝室受尽凌辱的男生，半夜咕出一句：“坦克来啦！”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">寝室里一个女孩子半夜突然说出：“两块面包，两个帅哥，面包变质了，帅哥不见了……”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我老婆减肥期间（大部分身材正常的女人的通病），夜半忽然喊：“我要吃红烧肉，我要吃红烧排骨！！！”我差点没掉下床。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我高中同学，一</span><span lang="EN-US">GG</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，半夜突然坐起来，大叫一声：“看我一枪打死你！”然后躺下继续睡觉。</span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我高中同学，军训时，夜半边用手揪自己头发边说：“完了完了，掉沟里了……”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">以前听寝室哥们儿告诉我，半夜里我突然说道：“我的工商密码是……是……”结果“是”了好久都没“是”出来，把那两个哥们儿急的听后俺巨寒……马上出去把密码换了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">军营 生活，晚上是最可怕的！记得一次半夜里，班长突然说：“你们这群鸟人，都给我紧急集合！！！”接着就是一阵骚动——等我们准备好，都站在班长前面，他却没反应了，有胆大的靠近一听，在打呼……真要命！！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我几乎每天都说梦话，最傻的一句是：“老婆，我不敢了……”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">以前追一个女孩，管人家要了电话号码，怕忘了就嘴里不停地絮叨。没想到梦里也絮叨，结果让我老妈听到了，第二天就打电话找到那个女生。搞得人家再也没理我，郁闷……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我们班上一同学军训时说梦话：“小姐请问你叫什么名字。”然后自己换了一女声说：“我叫小丽。”寝室里众人当场就笑晕了。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">“大不了老子上岗打游击去！！”这是我们隔壁宿舍一个勤奋的同学半夜突然吼出来的，吓了他们一大跳，第二天全班男生和半班的女生都知道了，不过他自己不知道……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">上女校的时候睡在我斜上铺的一同学突然坐起来然后高举双手说：“下吧，下吧，我要开花！”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">前几天我老公晚上正睡着突然把我推醒后说：“你把肉都挑吃了吧。”我说：“你做梦呢？”他突然很暧昧地一笑又睡了，早上一问他居然什么都不知道！</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">俺军训的时候，俺们住上下铺。一天晚上睡觉的时候俺值班，听见俺一个同学说了一句：“向左转！”然后听见一声响，那家伙从上铺摔下来了……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一大学同学：“我登上月球了！</span><span lang="EN-US">CHINA</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">！！”——俨然一爱国人士！！</span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我们在部队里军训一个月，天天伙食控制得很厉害，有个哥们儿半夜里大叫一声：“那块红烧肉是我的，不要抢！”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">一个同学，白天去骑马，晚上还在兴奋，后来睡着了，我们打牌，过了一会儿，这人说：“驾！驾！驾！驾！驾！驾！！”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">大一的时候，深夜！突然一人坐起，平静地说道：“那花儿朵朵绽放……”把我吓坏了问了句：“你干嘛？”他就倒下去了。一会他又坐起来：“那甜蜜好似蜂糖……”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">大一的时候，我跟班长同寝室。大概一点多，就听他大咕一声：“你们在干嘛呢？！都给我坐好了！”我那时候已经快睡着了，被他一吓，又醒过来，很久才睡着。第二天，大家都说被他吓醒了，班长特不好意思……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我教书的时候，还是住集体宿舍（惨啊……），有一新来的哥们儿，晚上说梦话，把一道几何证明题完整地讲了一遍，末了还问：“会了没有？”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">上大学时有一上铺夜里梦话全是英语，过了一会儿，没动静了。下铺于是说了句：“</span><span lang="EN-US">Repeat Again.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">”大约五分钟后，上铺就又开始说英语梦话了。</span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">小时候怕鬼，跟哥哥睡在一起。半夜起来上厕所，突然听到哥哥说：“给我乖乖躺下，不听话把你卖到河南去！”吓得我几天不敢跟哥哥说话。</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我的一个兄弟喜欢下象棋，有天晚上睡着了，他老婆在旁边看书。突然听他嘿嘿嘿笑了几声，然后大喊一声：“将军！”他老婆知道他在说梦话，就接口到：“那我支士！”那家伙马上就说：“我下马将你又如何？”他老婆：“我上相！”兄弟：“老子的车摆在这里好久了你还敢上相，你棋都看不到还下个啥啊！”他老婆：“那你赢了。”我兄弟又嘿嘿嘿笑了几声就继续睡了……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">同学中有</span><span lang="EN-US">G</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">君一人，平日</span><span lang="EN-US">CS</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">玩多了。一夜，他妈妈进他房间，开灯后，猛地听到：“啊！谁扔闪光弹！！”</span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">俺在大学的时候夜里看书，俺上铺的同学忽然狂踹床栏杆大叫：“你给我跪下！”俺正惊讶时，对面的上铺回叫“不，我不跪！我是老爷！！”然后，万籁寂静，俺暴寒，不敢上</span><span lang="EN-US">WC</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（当时在看《一只绣花鞋》）。最让俺气愤的是，第二天两美女都说我是看书出现的幻觉！！</span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">我同学有一次睡觉的时候说：“胖阿姨，来一份红烧大排，青菜底儿。”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">俺惟一一次记得自己有说梦话的情况是那天晚上梦见跟一死对头打架，俺嘴里挤出一句：“你给我去死！！”然后一个樱木花道的头槌向梦中的那家伙的脸撞过去……可是俺是脸对着墙睡的……“咚！”于是整屋的同学都醒了……俺躺在床上不敢出声晕乎了好一阵……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">大一住校，下铺的家伙在那里说梦话做高数题，整整做了半个小时，差点下去揍他。最烦的是他第二天上课的时候说高数里头的一道题目好像在哪儿见过……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">大学时候对面铺的兄弟常说梦话，还会唱歌，嘿嘿嘿地傻笑……最滑稽的是有一回突然坐起来大声说：“老婆！打球去！”结果他上铺的兄弟在睡梦中接了一句：“好啊！”俺们几个在打牌的都笑翻了……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">大学的时候同宿舍一同学经常三更半夜一声夺命狂呼，每次其他人都被他这一叫吓得够呛。还有一同学，好玩游戏和踢球，也经常说梦话，说什么：“瞧，进球了……关羽带兵三千……”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">大学时候对面的一条大汉梦里唱歌：“你那美丽的麻花辫……”</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我们寝室有一人鼾极大！有一次晚上突然没打鼾，我狂喜……然后到凌晨</span><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">点多，只听轰隆一声。整个宿舍的都醒了，原来他把脚边的书柜踢倒了，书压了他一身。然后就听见他翻了个身说了句：“你们脑子有病！”众人无语继续睡。早上</span><span lang="EN-US">5</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">点左右时他醒了，先是“咦”了一声，然后破口大骂是谁干的！！众人一起晕倒！</span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5">大学夜里忽然醒来，看见一个人影，站在老三床前晃来晃去。开灯！是隔壁寝室的老六，摸着我们老三的脑袋。嘴里在念叨：“瓜熟了，瓜熟了。”后来我们睡觉再不忘锁门……</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">俺一个同学，一天午夜磨牙完毕后，阴阴地笑了一声说：“我已经</span><span lang="EN-US">500</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年没吃人肉了……”吓得我一夜不敢睡觉。</span></font></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><span lang="EN-US"> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p></span></p> <font face="隶书" color="#55aa55" size="5"> </font></p> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.57;"><font size="5"><font color="#55aa55"><font face="隶书"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">半夜里一个同屋爬到我床上，那时候我在看古龙小说，我吓一跳问她受什么刺激了。她无限妩媚地把脑袋放到我肩膀上，咂吧着嘴说：“妈妈，我换牙了……”狂寒！！！</span><span lang="EN-US"> </p></span></font></font></font></p> </p> </p>
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